Saturday, April 13, 2013

Kay Rants Over: Sailor Moon 2013


Every girl born in the 90's will know the name Sailor Moon. A show that was accompanied with Dragon Ball Z, Pokemon, and Yu-gi-yo. All fantastic shows that made my childhood. 
Of course they remade DBZ; made it horrible and nothing like the original. They did the same for Yu-Gi-Yo, and Pokemon (Took it WAY too far.) All we had left was Sailor Moon. Untouched. Preserved just the way we left it. Now the creators are wanting to REMAKE it and RE-RELEASE it. I have one word for this... No. HELL TO THE NO. Everything people today have remade has come out just horrid. Ruining everything we had as a child. 
My love for Sailor Moon is beyond bonds. I have watched every episode including the last season (The season that was never English dubbed.) And read the manga. I have the sailor moon scepter, and two shirts. I have grown out of many things since I was a child, Sailor Moon was not one of them. When I think of Sailor Moon, I think of a ditsy 13 year-old that is lazy and enjoys sweets in the day time. In the night -- A "brave" girl willing to give everything to protect her friends and loved ones and she does it all in a very short sailor skirt. 
I know. I have no doubt that they will change everything about her. Take away her meatball hair, the sailor outfit we all know, and the way she is that made the show what it is. 
I say. NO to remaking Sailor Moon. Let us keep this one piece of our childhood untouched. 
KEEP THE POWER OF THE MOON STRONG, MOONIES! D:<
Sailor Moon 2013

Monday, April 8, 2013

Kay Rants Over: Christianity

Warning: If you're a Christian, please don't read this. I don't need anyone being pissy with me just stating my mind. 


Now.. I honestly do not understand the Christian religion. Why? For one many Christian's are against Jews. Which makes no absolute sense. I mean -- Isn't Jesus Jewish?  How the hell can you be against something that has a big part in your own religion? 
So many things in the Bible seriously don't make sense. Adam and Eve had two sons and then they had two sons, correct? Question! Where'd the two mystery bitches come from? Or is their some insets going on there that they didn't tell us about? If that is the case, wouldn't we all be mentally challenged or something? Dis-formed to some extent.
Did anyone else know that in the Bible, unicorns exist? You tell any Christian this and what will they say as to why their not around now will be? "WHEN THE FLOOD CAME. NOAH COULDN'T FIT THEM ON HIS ARK SO THEY WENT EXTINCT." Seriously? Are you really going to hide behind ignorance this much? 
Very sorry if this offends anyone but I do not believe one bit in the Bible. It seems more like a book written by someone with an active imagination and a need for money. HE GOT IT. He got a lot of it. I mean, wasn't Christianity CREATED by some Roman guy? It has so many flaws that it's not even funny. 
Don't even get me started on the hard-core Christians with Gay Marriage. They are getting up all in a tizzy because of the city's Sodom and Gomorrah in the Bible that was destroyed because men were with men and women were with women. 
Also, that verse in the Bible where it's talking about not to do things with a man that you do with a woman? People now think that in a sexual way but how does everyone think women were treated back in those days? They were treated like property. That's exactly what women where in this era. Really that could be saying not to treat a man as a piece of land like you do a woman. Ever met one of those sexist bastards? That was pretty much every man back in this time. 
I'm not meaning to offend anyone by this. I am just stating my opinions.

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Sweeney Todd -- A Tim Burton Film Rant

(If you haven't seen this movie you won't understand anything.)
Sweeney Todd.

The movie directed by Tim Burton. Featuring Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter. A wronged man obsessed with vengeance and a wonderful movie all together. 
Now I can't say that I wouldn't do the same thing as Todd if all the things that happened to him happened to me. And don't get me wrong I love this movie but I seriously think Todd went absolutely bat crazy with wanting to kill Judge Turpin. I wouldn't know his state of mind since I didn't go through what he has in the movie. But honestly I don't think even if he did get Johanna back if he is in the right mind to be a father. I mean he's just as sane as Lucy (His wife). You can obviously tell how good he is with kids with the way he treats Toby. Trying to kill him and shit. Seriously? I wouldn't let him baby sit my kids. Apparently the fact that he kills people doesn't matter. 
Also, how the hell can people have a different taste? I mean, yeah if they have an STD or something there might be something a little funky about it but human meat is human meat I guess. Little disturbing to say but true. THAT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING ELSE! During the scene with Todd and Lovett talking (singing) about the different types of human did anyone else notice that she was giving him pie's that looked a lot better than the one's she had at the beginning and she was handing the pies to him as she was talking about how the meat is... I get a feeling that she has a secret life behind Todd. Like, maybe she goes out after he's fallen sleep and kills people? I don't know but I find it weird that she already has samples of her human meat pies before Todd has killed anyone. 
Another thing; why does Todd get so mad when he finds out Lovett was lying about his wife being alive? Yeah, i'd be pissed also. Leave and never see again pissed. Not fucking burn her live pissed! It's not like he could go back to her. She doesn't even remember him! To add to that she's fucking mentally retarded now! He can not look someone in the eye and tell them that he would look at Lucy and think of her the same as when he was taken away from them. It seriously looks like she has a major case of the mouth herpes too. I am just saying. 
Lastly, I don't understand how killing innocent people will help him get to Judge Turpin. I mean, you think he would give them the best shave he could so he could build up a reputation and have Turpin hear about and be all like "Oh hey! This guy seems great! I should go there and get my face a nice shave." Killing them isn't gaining him anything. (Before the human meat pie thing.) But seriously don't people notice that every man that walks in there, doesn't come out? People set in this time must have been straight up retarded as hell. 

Anyway, i'm done with my Sweeney Todd rant.